Latviešu  




Shitexpress.com




Vienkāršs veids aizsūtīt sūdus pakā visā pasaulē.






Iedomājies personu, kuru tu ļoti ienīsti.

Vienmēr ir jābūt kādam, kurš tev nepatīk.




Un ja tu varētu aizsūtīt paciņu ar smirdošu pārsteigumu?

Nekas nevar aizstāt saņēmēja sejas izteiksmi pēc kārbas atvēršanas, kurā ir sūdi!


1) Izvēlies dzīvnieku.

Dažādiem dzīvniekiem ir dažādi ekskrementu veidi - dažāda krāsa, smarža un konsistence.

2) Dod mums adresi.

Mēs piegādājam mūsu pakas ar tradicionālām piegādes metodēm tieši saņēmējam.

3) Izvēlies, kā iesaiņot tavu paku.

Vienkārša un tradicionāla paka? Vai arī gluds dāvanas iesaiņojums?

4) Maksā anonīmi, izmantojot kriptovalūtu.

Izmanto Bitcoin, Litecoin, Dogecoin vai jebkābu citu valūtu, lai pasargātu savu identitāti un paliktu anonīmam.

1) Izvēlies dzīvnieku.

Dažādiem dzīvniekiem ir dažādi ekskrementu veidi - dažāda krāsa, smarža un konsistence.


2) Dod mums adresi.

Mēs piegādājam mūsu pakas ar tradicionālām piegādes metodēm tieši saņēmējam.


3) Izvēlies, kā iesaiņot tavu paku.

Vienkārša un tradicionāla paka? Vai arī gluds dāvanas iesaiņojums?


4) Maksā anonīmi, izmantojot kriptovalūtu.

Izmanto Bitcoin, Litecoin, Dogecoin vai jebkābu citu valūtu, lai pasargātu savu identitāti un paliktu anonīmam.


Izmano mūsu iepazīšanās cenas priekšrocību un aizsūti paku par
$16,95   €12,95   BTC 0,05
Piegāde ir BEZMAKSAS un mēs piegādājam visā pasaulē!

Pasūti tagad
vai parakstīties uz mūsu biļetenu (angļu valodā)




     



Izvēlies dzīvnieku...


Izvēlies iesaiņojumu…





Adrese:
BTC: 0.05
Pasūtījuma ID:
Instrukcija: Lūdzu, samaksā summu dotajai Bitcoin adresei. Saglabā pasūtījuma ID. Vēlāk tu varēsi pārbaudīt statusu.
QR kods:
Pasūtījuma ID:
Instrukcija: Vēršam $12,95 līdz paypal@crokki.com

Beigušies Bitcoin? Nopērc šeit »
Kas ir Bitcoin? Lasi šeit »
Pērc ar citu kriptovalūtu? Sazinies ar mums »




Be notified about new products, stickers, sales and extra services.








Terms of Service & Privacy Policy


Goal:  Anonymously send a box with real animal manure, including a personalized note for the recipient.
Mission:  Take advantage of cryptocurrencies such as BTC to show their potential.
Vision:  Provide sustainable shit delivery service.
Priorities:  Anonymity, reliability, awesome customer support.
Shipping:  We are based in Hong Kong, but we usually ship packages from Europe, using traditional postal services. 2nd class shipping delivery time: approx. 4-7 days in Europe, 7-15 days outside of Europe. Packages are shipped on Monday, Wednesday and Friday.
Price:  $16.95
Privacy:  Personal information of recipients are not sold or shared in any way. We periodically delete personal data, keeping only the country for statistical purposes.
Package:  The final product consists of: paper envelope with address of the recipient and optional sticker, personalized message, contents description, sticker describing the intention and purpose of the package, and plastic box with approx. 250 grams / 9 ounces of manure.
Manure:  For marketing purposes, we call it "shit" or "poop". If fact, we use horse manure - 100% organic fertilizer. Please read information on the bottom of the page.
Customs:  If we send outside of Europe, we have to fill a simple customs form. The product is a gift for the recipient, so we mark it as a gift and we set its value to €3 - €5, which is an approximate buying price of the package and all its parts.
By ordering one of our products, you agree to the following: You may NOT use our service to threaten, constitute harassment, violate a legal restraint, or any other unlawful purpose. The customer agrees this is a gag gift, novelty service for entertainment ONLY and that is their only intension. Shitexpress.com's liability to the customer is limited to the price of the product. Customers ordering any items from this website agree to release Shitexpress.com, its agents, officers, and employees of any and all liability associated with the use of our services.

November 1, 2014

Horse manure is a solid waste excluded from federal EPA solid waste regulation because it neither contains significant amounts of hazardous chemicals, nor exhibits hazardous characteristics. The chemical constituents of horse manure are not toxic to humans. Horse guts do not contain significant levels of the two waterborne pathogens of greatest concern to human health risk, Cryptosporidium or Giardia, neither do they contain significant amounts of the bacteria E. coli 0157:H7 or Salmonella. Fungus, viruses, bacteria and worms found in horses have never been shown to infect humans and are unlikely to be zoonotic. Finally, the reality is that there are very few horses, and even fewer numbers of them that frequent trails. People seldom encounter or handle horse manure. People who do have occasion to handle horse manure have never been infected by this intimate contact. Humans and other sources within the environment (e.g. wild animals and birds) with their overwhelming population numbers are far more likely than horses to contribute to human health risks.
Source: DOES HORSE MANURE POSE A SIGNIFICANT RISK TO HUMAN HEALTH? (Adda Quinn, 2001)

Aizvērt Lietošanas noteikumi